Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS
his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS
his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
conclusion: SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
conclusion: SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
i would say that both are the same? kan kan kan? lol ;p
haha...nice post...patut la u xke ckp dgn i pasal ni heh?????
ReplyDeletei love this post. nice post heehe ! all are very true haha
ReplyDeletesooo not true
ReplyDeletehow can u give we guys these sort of things.........Well im a guy who doesnt do those things